Steve: dude tim, what do you do when your stomach feels like it's going to explode, but your going to puke? i swear i didn't drink either
Me: Throw up.
Steve: i can't
Me: Your stomach may be rebelling from your inactivity. Go out and run two miles.
Steve: well it's not lying i don't know what to do, it's like in the worst pain ever
Me: What did you eat in the past 48 hours. Think hard. Any kind of meat?
Steve: pizza and beef stew yesterday
Me: The pain could have been either. Did you drink yesterda...