Dr. Tim's Advice on Puking to Relieve Stomach Pain

Posted by Tim Miller on Thursday, September 12, 2013

Steve: dude tim, what do you do when your stomach feels like it's going to explode, but your going to puke? i swear i didn't drink either


Me: Throw up.


Steve: i can't


Me: Your stomach may be rebelling from your inactivity.
 Go out and run two miles.


Steve:
well it's not lying i don't know what to do, it's like in the worst pain ever


Me: What did you eat in the past 48 hours. Think hard.
Any kind of meat?


Steve:
pizza and beef stew yesterday


Me: The pain could have been either. Did you drink yesterda...


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The Captive

Posted by Tim Miller on Sunday, March 3, 2013 In : The Merging (working title) 
This is Chapter Nineteen of my blog novel-in-progress, called The Merging (working title).  You'll find links to the other chapters below the story.  Please comment, share, and donate.  Thank you.
 
I was in constant darkness.  Cold stone, or maybe concrete, served as my bed.  The sound of my breath echoed against the walls, often startling me.  When I drifted into dreams, the darkness grew into something deep and wide.  

The men in black combat uniforms waiting outside the Holy Mountain Megachu...

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My Son, My Sun

Posted by Tim Miller on Sunday, March 3, 2013 In : Music 
Click on the link below and click the play button to listen to my most recently created song.  Thanks for listening, and please comment here or there:

http://www.hitrecord.org/records/1215671


You can also download the song from mediafire.com by clicking on the link below:

http://www.mediafire.com/?4tzbdp8gszvnc8v

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